sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I pour the whiskey from now on
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