dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
one might say we're banned from that church
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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