talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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