Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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