With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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