brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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