But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's blow job season.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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