you told grandpa to call you daddy
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Is Oprah even human
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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