So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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