if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize