Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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