You don't have asthma, your pregnant
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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