i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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