then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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