If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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