Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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