I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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