This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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