I just saw a hot homeless man
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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