i came on her dog
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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