are you so shy because you have an std?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm having to shit out rocks
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