we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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