Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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