Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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