I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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