Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Acid is not a monday night drug
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Randomize