thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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