on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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