im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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