It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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