Dual....:-)
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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