my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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