Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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