he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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