i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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