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I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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