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i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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