I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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