Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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