butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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