Heybabeimwearingurpanties
from now on my penis is your penis
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Dear god my vagina.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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