ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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