it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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