dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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