youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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