I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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