feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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