haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I met the friendliest cop last night
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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