You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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