Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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